Bio: I'm going to make this the same as my OK cupid dating profile about me. Which no longer exists so don't bother. Once upon a time I entered a pho eating contest, 7 lbs of meat and pho in one hour. Twenty minutes into consumption, a beast of enormous magnitude stood before me, only one-third remained in the bowl, my everest. Unfortunately, when you climb so high, sometimes you must fall, and fall it did, out of mouth, back into the bowl from whence it came. But discouraged I was not, when you fall off a bicycle you must get back on, and so I trudged on, and resumed my feast.